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Joke of the Day
"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."
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"I can count the number of times I actually used a flyer on one hand... And still have five fingers remaining."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."
"What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very, very hungry."
"My penis has a warning label... It says ""Warning! Choking hazard...small parts."""
"Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hare-line."
"Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine."
"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"
"People Against Queuing, now thats a cause I can get behind!"
"During sex it's perfectly fine to say ""yeah"", ""yes"", and ""oh yes"" but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming ""yep"""