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Joke of the Day
"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."
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"Patient: Doctor my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."
"My successful pancake business was recently shut down Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot"
"Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself."
"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."
"Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job."
"Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you."
"Circles are so pointless."
"it's hard to retire if you are in the tire business it seems like you have more work to do."
"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."