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Joke of the Day

"Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal.. A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl."

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"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."
"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"
"Step On A Crack and Break Your Mother's Back... Smoke some crack and break your mother's heart."
"Every time I text this guy, he replies with ""Sorry, I'm driving."" It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now."
"Today is ""bring your dog to work day"". I thought it was ""bring your dawg to work day"". So now DeShaun has to leave. Sorry dawg"
"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"
"So my girlfriend told me she wanted to go to the zoo. I told her Wal-Mart is right down the street, and it's free."
"I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care..... Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0"
"I feel sorry for my testicles. They can't even hang out without being judged."