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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"
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"my daughter hones her survival instincts by forgoing the provided bowl and spreading goldfish crackers all over the house to forage & store"
"My dad's addicted to christmas dinner But he's been cold turkey every meal since."
"Why is it that when your dog brings you things he's killed it's cute, but when I do it we have to get the police involved?"
"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."
"I had the left side of my body cut off... But I'm all right. EDIT: I just realize that whether the left was cut from the right or the right from the left is a matter of sincere argument."
"Earthquake in DC... This is the shakeup in Washington we needed."
"""there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars"" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too."
"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."
"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"