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Joke of the Day

"What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!"

"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."

"Holiday Tip: if you boil a turd on low heat the whole house smells like farts."

"Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"Mary faked a smile when she opened the frankincense and myrrh."

"Goodnight moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight 4,000-year-old Earth. Goodnight dinosaur fossils that were put here to test our faith."

"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? because they can't C#"

"You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel."