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Joke of the Day

"What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!"

"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I cut up onions"

"What's the difference between soap and SOPA? You won't get fucked if you drop SOPA."

"FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists."

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"

"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"

"(to kid at lemonade stand) i ain't buying shit until i find you on yelp"

"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"

"My atheist, mathematician friend insists religion is negative... Because at it's root, it's imaginary!"

"why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist"