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Joke of the Day

"Real women don't chase men. We set traps."

"Why is a buffet like a strip club? You'll regret going to a cheap one."

"Pro Tip: If you leave an assortment of tissues, cold medicine, and a big bag of cough drops visible on your desk, coworkers will avoid you!"

"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?"

"Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended."

"Couldn't tell if this really hot chick just waved at me in her car, or if she was just putting the sun visor down."

"I printed out this website's logo and then I realised I didn't need it. Should I throw out the piece of paper or should I... Shreddit"

"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, *look what's telling me that.*"

"Explorers discover the holy grail only to find Kanye West drinking mountain dew out of it ""sup"" says Kanye"