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Joke of the Day

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"

"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"

"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"

"Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper"

"A co-pilot walks into a library and asks for a number of books on suicide. The librarian says ""Are you going to take them all out with you""? ""Hmmm"" he replies ""That's a good idea"""

"Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business."

"Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."

"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""

"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"

"I pretend I'm on the phone when entering a barbershop & say ""I stabbed him only cause I hate small talk "" so he doesn't try to talk to me."