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Joke of the Day

"Bought my dad a pair of Crocs for his birthday, then pushed him down a flight of stairs for looking stupid in them."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff"

"They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer."

"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."

"This is the first Super Bowl party I've been to where there are babies. Not sure what to do. Do I, like, offer them a beer or something?"

"What do you call a Mexican little person? A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)..."

"The parachute making business must be great! Because nobody ever comes back to complain about a failed chute!"

"Knock Knock... Who's there? To. To who? To whom*"

"Which came first? Chicken or the egg? I CAME FIRST! edit: CAME = CUM"

"The Kodak Film company filed for bankruptcy.. More details to come as the story develops"