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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my coffee Lactose-free and 2%."

"""I'm here for the orgy?"" - Things you shouldn't say when walking into a work meeting."

"*Involved in high speed chase* *Uses turn signals*"

"What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? ""The girls get older, but he stays the same age"" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)"

"Why are people into Flat Earth Theory? Because it's edgy."

"Why is Jesus Christ so buff? Crossfit"

"Put a load in the dishwasher last night She was mad I didn't pull out."

"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."

"I feel like the length of my twitter name is juuuuuust wedging me out of many MANY #FF tweets #delusional"

"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."