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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."

"Why dont men like...nsfw Why don't men like... Prison? Butt rape. Aliens? Anal probes. Doctors? Prostate exams. Gays? Well I think you see where I'm going here."

"My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested."

"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... Some people think they are insul'in"

"Why is craving karma points ironic? Because it's pointless."

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and has a drink."

"How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him"

"Shouting, ""You're all pathetic idiots!"" to freedom of speech protesters... Soon changes their tone."