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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2: One to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the penis... LADDER, I MEAN LADDER!"

"My mom just replied to my text with ""K."" Whooooaaa busy lady, is there some emergency over on FarmVille?"

"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"

"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"

"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."

"Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's cheesy."

"Wow, this is a pretty shit joke... ...said no one ever."

"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""

"What has 60 feet and 5 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally."

"""Are you ok?"" ""No, I'm bleeding because its fun."""