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Joke of the Day
"Apple once made an iPhone with a headphone jack... It was very 6S-ful"
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"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"
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"What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? The back of my hand."
"I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil."
"Due to my obsessive reading I have a wonderful vocabulary of words I can't use in conversation, because I don't know how to pronounce them."
"Knock Knock Who said you could come in?"
"What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do? Slit the writ of habeas corpus."
"I covered my boyfriend's laptop in melted cheese and now he's really mad at me. I mean, what did he expect when he asked for Mac and cheese?"
"As an obese man, I think I would make a pretty good presidential candidate. I too only run once every four years."