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Joke of the Day
"What's bad about wetting your bed? Urine it."
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"What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus!"
"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"
"What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant."
"Epilepsy is a real problem, you shouldn't make light of it. Or rather, you shouldn't make light then dark then light at a rapid pace of it."
"got kicked out of the supermarket for eating off of the shelf, but since I was only eating cat food they didnt call the cops like last time."
"Let's make a story together. Comment two words and keep the story going from the previous comments. Anything is allowed if it makes sense.... I'll start. One day..."
"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""
"How did Helen Keller break her arm? You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"