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Joke of the Day

"I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem. Chemically speaking, it's a solution."

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"

"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."

"A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky... ...he turns to his friend and says, ""Hella Copters"""

"Do you piss in the toilet before getting in the shower? I'll bet you wipe yourself with toilet paper too..."

"Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns. Anna **Corn**ikova!"

"The best joke on reddit (OC)"

"I failed the communism test. No Marx."

"My roommate said I might be schizophrenic. But what does he know I don't even have a roommate."

"What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars"