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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the new fruit powered motor? it runs on apples but it still mangoes"
Next Joke
"Why is the space between a woman's chest and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."
"Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. Get it?"
"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"
"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."
"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
"I haven't spoken to my wife in three weeks. She told me not to interrupt her."
"What does a blueberry do at a party? The Anti-oxy-dance"
"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."
"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""