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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the new fruit powered motor? it runs on apples but it still mangoes"
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"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."
"Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?"
"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""
"Knock knock... *Who's there?* Dwain. *Dwain who?* Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning!"
"ER: Ma'am, are you allergic to any medications? Me: I'm not answering your silly questions until you give me the wifi password."
"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"
"What's the best thing about Sweden? Well, their flag is a big plus..."
"[Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*"
"What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife"