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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."
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"Armageddon... ...tired of all these Rapture jokes."
"What caused ""The Black Death""? The police."
"I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong."
"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included"
"I heard the Daft Punk robots are headed to med school They'll soon be the Spin Doctors"
"What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero"
"what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)"