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Joke of the Day

"What's the number one cause of dry skin? Towels."

"What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation? Real graphs have curves."

"*leaves the kids w/ a new babysitter *calls to check on the sitter"

"Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles... ""Dick"" in A minor"

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things, literally."

"I think these protesters are sending the wrong message... because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate."

"Why does the hipster make crappy coffee? The beans are always under-ground."

"If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"

"What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm? A rooster!"

"Hey Dora the Explorer, stop talking to me like I'm a FUCKING RETARD!"