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Joke of the Day

"Please women who wear 1 inch heels. What's the point? You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make? Don't answer that."

"Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him ""a promising Rookie""."

"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."

"My dick is like the movie Birth of a Nation its long, epic and black people dont like it."

"I registered as a sex offender.. ..just so I wouldn't have to wake up early to drive the kids to school."

"What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a Golden Shower? You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you."

"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."

"A Short Joke jk"

"ME: *looks up from tarot card* So is Death laughing at a smoldering corpse a good thing? PSYCHIC: *wide-eyed* At this point, I don't know."