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Joke of the Day
"Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"
Next Joke
"You and I are like ass cheeks... we're still together after all the shit that's gone between us."
"What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes? I haven't got the faintest idea."
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? 'Cause he wanted to git a long, little doggie."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa goes down the chimney"
"In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives"
"I hate street performers But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk"
"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""
"You know, Professional Wrestling is lot like the country of China. 90% of the stuff they do is Fake."
"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"