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Joke of the Day
"You and I are like ass cheeks... we're still together after all the shit that's gone between us."
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"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"
"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"
"What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts? Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck."
"Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled.."
"How do you fit 25 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 20 in the ashtray"
"I'm terrible with directions. Fuck me, left?"
"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."
"I bet my butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."
"I am trying to find my selfie image in iPhone 7 Until I remember I took that one with John Cena."