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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the feminist stand-up? It's not funny."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes"

"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."

"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"

"What is time consuming? Eating a watch. . . . . Note: This is not my joke, credit goes to /u/Cokenut, and /u/Fluffy8x for setting him up."

"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"

"Twitter announced today that they've lost 134 million dollars this year. I don't know if they want us to look for it or what the deal is."

"A man stood outside the senate yelling: ""The government is stupid!"" He got 10 years in prison for revealing national secrets."

"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."

"Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed."