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Joke of the Day
"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom."
Next Joke
"Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo"
"This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."
"Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !"
"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."
"I always wanted to try juggling... I just never had the balls to."
"If everyone has a beautiful side, I guess I'm a circle."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."
"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."
"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"