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Joke of the Day

"Why do Muslims hate Hitler? My friend told me this 'joke' after he found out I was Muslim. Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler? Me: Why? Him: He didn't kill ALL the Jews."

"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."

"What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old? What base you're counting in."

"Why did the climate change denier oversleep? He wasn't worried about all that alarmism."

"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"

"What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world? The Colossus of Scrotes."

"HER: this isn't working out ME: is it because I'm too literal? HER: I just don't want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*"

"I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at."

"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"