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Joke of the Day

"Why do Muslims hate Hitler? My friend told me this 'joke' after he found out I was Muslim. Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler? Me: Why? Him: He didn't kill ALL the Jews."

"Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart."

"Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry potter can get out of a chamber"

"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."

"We were called to the Paralympics this year. Several wheelchair athletes were caught using the banned substance WD40."

"A hooker is a lot like a Christmas gift... It's fun to unwrap, but you never know what you're gonna get."

"My dog never listens to me, and I think he might have a speech impediment... He keeps balking at me when I try to tell him to be quiet"

"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."

"What do you call a vessel full of academics? A scholarship"