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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garden hose and a the male prostate? Well, there is a vas deferens."

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"What's the definition of innocence? A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice."
"Bacon eggs and toast walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""sorry we don't serve breakfast here"""
"I'm agender and that gender is male"
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"
"Why do peasants watch the Weather Channel? To get the serf report"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
"An American's ""inside voice"" is the rest of the world's ""outside voice""."
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