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Joke of the Day

"A crocodile goes to the doctor.. It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction."

"No matter how bad my head hurts, I bet Lindsay Lohan is jealous of my hangover."

"I recently asked a serial-killer/serial-rapist/psychopath what she's doing. She replied, ""Good."""

"""I'm hungry!"" says your sister... ""Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"" your father replies Two hours later, your dad says, ""I'm fucking hungry!"""

"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""

"LPT: Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off."

"Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed."

"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"

"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"

"#TT At 14 I yelled, ""You'll NEVER understand Morrissey,dad!!"" and tried to run dramatically out of the room but ran into a wall & fell over."