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Joke of the Day

"Mom: You need to get a hobby. Me: Like photography? Mom: I don't think stalking the garbageman is a hobby."

"According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air."

"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."

"Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide."

"Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night."

"After the Titanic sank, rich people got their revenge by spending the last hundred years melting all the icebergs."

"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."

"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"

"I used to indecisive, now I'm not so sure....."

"Why are fish always on drugs? They just keep getting hooked."