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Joke of the Day

"Mom: You need to get a hobby. Me: Like photography? Mom: I don't think stalking the garbageman is a hobby."

"What is common between a priest and acne? Both start cumming on your face when you turn 13."

"[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."

"I just got slapped by a girl for asking her, ""Do you spit or swallow?"" I thought this was a very reasonable question to ask her, considering we were at a wine tasting session."

"The bus carrying the Chinese tourists crashed. It hit a language barrier."

"This joke up me crack everytime I hear it Will tell you after next bowel movement."

"Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator"

"How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!"