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Joke of the Day
"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."
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"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."
"Name please ""Yo-Yo Ma"" Your full name [quietly] ""Yoghurt-Yoghurt Marmalade"""
"What do you get when you set a dog's tail on fire? Hopefully arrested you sick fuck... also a Dash-hound"
"Hey girl, if I could change up the alphabet, I'd replace U with a more interesting character. Since we're on anti-pickup lines today."
"Girl, are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."
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"Japan isn't a democracy. They don't have big erections."