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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear? T-shoes!"
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"""Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?"" ""I can't jelly my cock up my wife's ass."""
"Why didn't Herbert Hoover get re-elected? Because he sucked."
"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."
"My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted."
"Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful singing voice except for Chris Brown"
"Before company arrives we like to clean our house so there's no evidence that we live like circus monkeys the other 364 days of the year!"
"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? *noun the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*"
"Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because a semi truck hit her."
"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""