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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my dick and a motorcycle? Your mom hasn't ridden a motorcycle"

"(Original) Why should you keep a broken clock? It's just nice having an extra set of hands around."

"You're not an American until you've eaten more than the serving suggestion."

"What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent."

"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"

"What do you say to a giraffe? ""Hi, Asshole!"" (Made that up myself, I did.)"

"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."

"Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat."

"Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out."

"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."