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Joke of the Day
"You're not an American until you've eaten more than the serving suggestion."
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"My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children."
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"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"
"Deez Nutz GOTEM!"
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"How do you end beef with someone? With the assistance of your friend, use a machete to chop the cow into pieces."
"Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks? Because they were Ionic."
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