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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me Trump is in bed with Russia. And that someone is Putin it in."
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"Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat."
"[studying beached whale] its a new species bill think of a name ok um *surfer walks by* yo killer whale dude *biologists look at each other*"
"There's three things you should know about me, I'm Canadian, I watch Hockey, and... I'm sorry."
"What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol"
"I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock It was time for him to die."
"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"
"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"
"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."
"How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted]"