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Joke of the Day
"When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram."
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"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."
"Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans."
"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."
"Hygiene No my name is dad not Gene."
"One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry said Mullah is it a member of your family?"
"What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper? ""Well that's really tiny writing!"""
"Stephen Hawking wrote another book, It's about time."
"How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall."
"Teen: Your outfit is on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your MOM is on fleek. Teen: (smiles) Thank you! Me: God damn it."