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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares? hopscotts."
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"Why don't women tip bartenders? They don't give a tip because they take the tip."
"Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear. Also sorry for the shoddy manscaping."
"A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation."
"The sweater you left is in the closet. just like you."
"What do T-Rex's do for a living? They're small arms dealers."
"Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs? Because get off at different times."
"Two eggs and a piece of bacon walk into a bar The bartender asks them to leave. They all ask why. Bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""
"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."
"1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun"