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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares? hopscotts."
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"Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife. I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal."
"What do little sisters ride? A Nii-san"
"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station The cops have nothing to go on."
"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."
"When I die I want everyone.. ..... come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back and not say a word, so everyone will think I lived a cool double life."
"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"
"[2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]"
"Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. Girls go to Venus to get more penis."
"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."