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Joke of the Day
"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."
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"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but that hard hat and pickaxe are pretty suspicious."
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"What's the expiry date on plastic? [81](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)"
"Have you heard the joke about the girl with Progeria? It got old pretty fast. (I know, it's awful)."
"Wizard: Give me a burger Waiter: what's the magic word? Wizard: Abracadabra Waiter: *now a hamster* I meant please, but ok"
"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive."
"Who would survive if Trump and Clinton both were stranded on a island? America"
"Do you know why fruits don't get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"What's a mathematician's favorite drug? dx/dc"