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Joke of the Day

"September was the first calendar month no NFL players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month."

"Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane."

"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"

"Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, ""feminine scent"" and ""feminine odor"" are perceived differently. You're welcome."

"Two fish were in a tank. One says, you man the main cannon, I'll drive."

"What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving"

"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."

"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"

"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."

"When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !"