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Joke of the Day

"September was the first calendar month no NFL players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month."

"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"Papa tomato, Mama tomato and little tomato, are walking down the street. little tomato is walking a little slow so pap walks up and says... ketchup."

"10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont"

"I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo."

"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."

"I'm Only Here For The Free Food"

"Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil."

"I'm a vegetarian for the health reasons. Now pass the cheese fries."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg...? ...which ever one was more excited."