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Joke of the Day
"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"
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"Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don't know what the Indian dude is saying either."
"If the universe was a person, s/ he would have a pretty flashy personality. Because s/ he starts everything with a big bang"
"How do 2 psychics greet each other? ""Hello, how am I?"" ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"What's the first thing you know? Old Jed's a millionaire."
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
"A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?"
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
"Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking."
"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."