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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case."
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"Newton's Third Law of Emotion For every male action, there is a female overreaction"
"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."
"I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran."
"Scientists have a new working theory on what happened before the Big Bang. Your mom put an ad on Craigslist."
"What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? Oh shoot, I forgot..."
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."
"DETECTIVE: TELL US WHERE THE STOLEN BANK MONEY IS HIDDEN ROBBER: Nope, but I WILL give you a series of clues DETECTIVE: ok this sounds fun"
"What do they call the Hulk when he has an erection? Bruce Boner."
"I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer....... but I just thought that must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. ""Your dog really likes me!!!"" ""I'm so sorry."""