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Joke of the Day
"What's three feet long and keeps a twat warm? Donald Trump's scarf."
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"I just overheard my kid muttering ""I'm sorry you had to see that"" to a stuffed toy. It's probably best not to ask what ""that"" was right?"
"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."
"The scientist a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied ""woof, woof, woof"""
"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."
"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon? The cold shoulder."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... And he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him."
"What do you a great Jewish cook Hitler"
"What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio"