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Joke of the Day
"What's three feet long and keeps a twat warm? Donald Trump's scarf."
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"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"
"What 20th century composer would make the best bartender? Philip Glass. (fill up glass)"
"""IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?"" I screamed on the plane. 3 men shot up. ""Ok, now are any of you single? I need a sugar daddy. I do butt stuff."""
"Thanks Grandpa My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."
"What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing, she just gagged a little."
"You can pretend you're a ghost at pottery barn, there's no laws against that"
"If I was married to you, I would put poison in your tea If I was married to you, madame, I would drink it"