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Joke of the Day
"What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
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"In space they just call it ""Jam"""
"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"
"How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile."
"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"
"(Worst Joke) Why did Hitler open the window? To let fresh aryan"
"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"
"What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you."