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Joke of the Day

"Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father."

"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."

"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years...... I don't have 2020 vision"

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"

"I wish I was black I'll never be the first anything now."

"Two men were sitting in a canoe in the middle of the desert... One man says to the other, ""where's your paddle?"" to which the other man replies, ""sure does."""

"A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned."

"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"

"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."

"Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing."