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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican magician says he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.... Dos...."" and poof, he disappeared without a tres."

"What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt"

"Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anybody to know he fuc%ing the chicken"

"MAN: See my tattoo? It says ""Only God can judge me."" GOD: That shirt with those pants?"

"People come and go but birthdays do accrue."

"Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay."

"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"

"Have the day off when the SO comes home, ""Have you been on reddit all day!?"" Look at the clock, ""Not yet."""

"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."

"The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism."