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Joke of the Day
"Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant? Because he was Messi"
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"Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur."
"Broken pencils... Are pointless."
"What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing? A *Mass Debate*"
"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"I went to a military history exhibit at a museum in Little Italy. I saw a cool old German submarine. I walked up to a guy and said, ""Hey, is that a U-boat?"" He said, ""No, it's-a the museum's!"""
"What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism? Christians pay for their sins"
"An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,' he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet."
"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."
"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."