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Joke of the Day

"What is a Jewish person's first discount? 10% off the penis."

"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"

"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"

"Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now."

"My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant It gives him pizzeria"

"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"

"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"

"What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver? Quack quack!"

"One of my favorite comedians Bill 1/sec(B)"