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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate."
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"What would you call an additional day added to the week? Sumday"
"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."
"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!"
"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-dum-tss."
"A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly. When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!"
"I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was."
"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would *never* let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."