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Joke of the Day

"Dora the explorer has got a new muslim friend. (xpost from r/mockingislam) Called Doda the exploder."

"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."

"Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around. Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. ""Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?"" Delta replies, ""Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."""

"Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music."

"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."

"Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is ""married.""nLike that's gonna stop me!"

"There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you."

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""

"MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did."

"I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm's main server and deleting the 4 DUIs."