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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans"
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"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"
"A bear walks into a bar the bartender said ""What would you like?"" and the bear said ""I want... a beer please"" then the bartender said ""Why the big paws??"""
"I start undressing you with my eyes. About halfway through, your zipper gets caught on my cornea and I start screaming in agony."
"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"I like my coffee like I like my woman... No pubic hair."
"REQUEST: any Greg Giraldo jokes or is it still too soon? I think the world is ready. Shoot!"
"What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely it's a gift!"
"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"
"It's a sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more often than you do."