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Joke of the Day

"Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet."

"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."

"Why do Americans spell it as 'color' and not 'colour'? Because fuck u that's why."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? ... you pick him up and suck his dick."

"If wine is considered the blood of Jesus, I don't blame those romans for killing him. That shit is delicious"

"What do you call the concentration camp prisoners who kept pestering the guards with questions? Askanazi Jews"

"Every TEDTalk seems like a fake laugh convention."

"Prince's housekeeper of 30 years was offered a job as a crime scene investigator. She was considered highly qualified due to her decades of experience dusting for Prince."

"Even if oil prices go down, I'm still going to siphon gas from my neighbor's car because I like the adrenaline rush and he's an asshole."

"Reddit, you are just like my dad... No matter what I do, it will never be good enough for you."