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Joke of the Day
"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"
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"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"
"I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet"
"I remember this from a Monty Python ""My dog has no nose!"" Says one man. His friend asks ""well how does he smell?"" ""Stinky!"""
"Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000 Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack."
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says we don't serve food here."
"what idiot named them horses and not zerocorns"
"Can I buy you a drink? ""I don't drink."" *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12."
"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."
"i went to a bookshop And asked for a book about tortoises. The woman asked ""hardback?"" I said ""yeah, and little heads."""