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Joke of the Day

"Next season on Game of Thrones they're actually going to come to your house and start killing the people watching."

"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."

"REV. SHARPTON Calling Al Sharpton a reverend is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef"

"The worst part about being narcoleptic is that you constantly get interru"

"My girlfriend is due in two weeks. I can't wait til she's born."

"Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him? He had *senor*-ity!"

"My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !"

"Great to meet you too, person I'll never see again."

"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"

"God: What's that? Noah: The aquarium God: For what? Noah: The fish God: Fish can survive floods Noah: *kicks llama* YOU SAID EVERY ANIMAL"