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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
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"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."
"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."
"My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder."
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"
"My friend kept nagging me to donate one of my prepositions to charity. Eventually, I gave in."
"Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]"
"Autocorrect just turned ""stepdaughter"" into ""lying manipulative drug addict that lives in the basement and brings dudes in thru the slider"""
"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""